Thursday, December 7, 2006

December 7

Hi!  Today is Jokes and Riddles Day!  Let's have some fun!


The Best Christmas Riddles

BlackDog's Christmas Jokes & Riddles

A Holiday Fruitcake Recipe (please read, this is funny!)



Gifts your husband doesn't want for Christmas:

10.  Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage

 9.  Any knick-knack

 8.  Tickets to the ballet

 7.  Another new tie

 6.  A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

 5.  New teddy bear pajamas

 4.  Vacuum Cleaner

 3.  A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"

 2.  Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers

 1.  A nose and hair trimmer (OK... well, maybe!)

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After reading this list, I did my own list of gifts I don't want for Christmas.  This is what I came up with:  a carton of cigarettes, a bottle of perfume (I can't stand the stuff - I am allergic to it), escargot, a dog collar, a gerbil or any other rodent for that matter, live fish bait, a subscription to Popular Mechanics, a lamb dinner, a cork screw (I don't drink, and I HATE the taste of wine, LOL), a Chia Pet, a pet rock, and a punk rock CD!!!

Okay, so here is what I want you to do.  In the comments section name one or more things you DO NOT want to receive for Christmas!  Thanks for playing along!  Krissy :)

game:  Frosty's Stress Relief 

Gospel reading:  Matthew 7:21, 24-27